I just... gave up trying. I take a look at my posts semi-regularly and will respond to comments then but otherwise? That's fucking 3 days worth of messages.
Big number scary and idk where the fuck to start. I'm going to open that notification area and find the corpse of a dog I forgot to feed.
Looks like we have a new record!
SOMEONE ELSE TAKE IT FUCKING PLEASE
I can deal with that. Just give me your username and password, i'll help you with your issue 🌚
Bequeath me some of your riches and then we can talk, you oil baron you.
I get: your password You get: big fucking line project lmao
So I get debt in exchange for my pristine account? Hell no. ABUSIVE ADMIN! ABUSIVE ADMIN OVER HERE!
Do I need to make another call out post?
He totally won’t mess up your settings. Pinky swear!
Let it grow, let it grow! 🎶
You shut up. I cleared 50 of them and now it looks like this.
I wanted to post mine, but just cleared it yesterday
I fear this thing is never going to be cleared. I open it and check Mentions and Messages and that's it. I'm just terrified. I'm 100% going to find something in there like "Message me in 24 hours and I'll give you a $500 gift card for groceries!" and end up throwing myself off a cliff. End up being the $100 worth of BTC wallet that I bought in 2013 and lost all over again...
Memes about the Fediverse.
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