I just got up and this is probably the funniest thing I'll see all day.
There's a version that has a bit more.
I don't call myself a man, but your wife still calls me to fuck
Legendary 🫡
I wonder if this is still going…
I don't think it is. I looked it up and couldn't find anything further in the thread from them. Their account has been deactivated, so (I think) the original is gone and we just have reblogs. Wayback Machine doesn't have it either.
Shout out to all the Nat Guard and Marines currently 'defending our freedom' in LA!
... and of course their famously faithful wives they married 3 months before their first deployment!
Someone's gotta drive the Dodge Hellcat before it gets repo'd...
Its always a fucking Hellcat lol.
I mean, not literally always... but ... there are so many car dealerships right outside of so many bases... gotta spend that signing bonus on something, apparently, and that something is almost always a Hellcat.
It makes perfect sense. They prey on poor people to fill out that "voluntary" recruitment. When you've been poor all your life and suddenly you get that signing bonus no matter how responsible you are there's no way you're not going to buy something at least a little fun for yourself. You've likely had a shitty car all your life if you had one at all. You put all that together and it's really easy to see why so many of them do it.
More interestingly, it's also pretty common for girls who wanna leave their man to push him into service so she doesn't have to deal with him after. In boot we had a wall of dear John's 2 weeks in
I would be proud to have a femboy son
with 3 confirmed kills
Yeah, 2 of them where kids and one was a pregnant woman he thought was carrying a bomb.
It's all fun and games until he bangs the wife of someone who graduated top class of Navy Seals and has been involved in numerous secret raids against Al-Qaeda, with over 300 confirmed kills, is trained in gorilla warfare and is the best sniper of the army
edit: I see the downvoters don't know about this classic 🤣
gorilla warfare
Listen here you little shit!
“If a war comes to your country” the president will order you to form up against your fellow countrymen.
The hero we deserve...
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