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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

My brain just went to "you were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that thief over there"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

First time I heard the follow up line

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Fuck can we do this over teams

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

back to Monke

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, it would be simpler.

We all remember there's a tradeoff though, right?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Why would they question bugs?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
public static void itWasJustADream(Person) 
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Together ape strong

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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