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[–] 68 points 3 years ago (2 children)

It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though

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  • [–] 46 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What a terrible day to be literate

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Can I go back to the time before I read this?

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  • [–] 24 points 3 years ago

    Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.

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    Who would've thought I'd get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'm gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this...and maybe everything else while I'm at it...

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    This sentence is in the library of Babel.

    And now here.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The good part is that u dont need to add salt

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in....

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    sounds al dente!

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