the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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normal banderite reaction
Perhaps u can run hilarious piece about holocaust next.
Uhhhh
https://www.theonion.com/report-diary-of-anne-frank-may-have-hurt-numerous-s-s-1819581689
https://www.theonion.com/ghost-of-anne-frank-quit-reading-my-diary-1819564596
Okay honestly though I’ve always thought it was kinda fucked up that people just read this poor little girl’s private diary
The unedited version after they decided the version her dad put out wasn't salacious enough
Literally nothing is safe from the Onion. It's literally America's Finest News Source (TM)
Lol the onion runs the same article every time a mass shooting happens. And these people are upset that they’re taking the most milquetoast shot at a guy with power and influence. 1 Zelensky is worth 500 mass shooting victims. I don’t make the rules.
If The Onion did the same thing but the article is about Putin saying “it was avoidable” after every brutal bombing of civilians, these people would genuinely think they’re pro-Putin and threaten to kill the writers
crow on stage meme: heckler bird shouts "get new material" but every notecard says "soft holocaust denial"
Salva Urine
Saliva Urine
Slobon Mikraini
Slava Baloney
Steve Urkel
Can we stop doing the -oids suffix please?
What about the Noid
to be avoided
Can we stop doing the -oids suffix please?
-Kenneth Lamar Noid, Jan. 30 1989
counterpoint: yankoids must be bullied
Just say seppos
Trapezoids: What did I do?
The Virgin Ellipsoid vs. the Chad Sphere
I'm honestly shocked it's still allowed considering more innocuous stuff is banned on here.
I was thinking of legitimate oids and found myself looking up celluloid and cellulose. Here's the medium for an art form that changed the world and its name still describes it as somewhat like something else. Then again, the something else is used in paper manufacturing and things written on paper have had impacts on human history as well, so the name actually became more apt when celluloid's utility in photography became apparent.
But I'd be OK with a ban on oid suffixes for people.
The only good newspaper
When did the libs start calling this a genocidal war exactly? Is it like recently or have I just been ignoring them
It started pretty early into the war after Ukraine accused Russia of massacring civilians. They also willfully misinterpret Russian propaganda, which questions the legitimacy of the Ukrainian state, as a genocidal threat. There’s also the thing about orphans in Russian occupied areas getting adopted by Russians.
I wonder how they reacted to this Onion article
Here’s the direct link to the Onion article if you don’t want to read the lib comments: https://www.theonion.com/zelensky-grabs-whatever-office-supplies-he-can-get-hand-1850861718
NAFO is going to commit a second Charlie Hebdo is support of Ukraine
