To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.
I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!
Protein enhancement
Hot glue
Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?
Wow that's sad but understandable.
... Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don't smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it...
WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it
Feels a little like an Eldritch corporation that doesn't totally understand humanity, but produces simple guides to existence in a an effort to ease the suffering of our poor squalid souls.
That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.
Because they don’t have to beat it afterwards? 🤷🏾
Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.
This guide is perfect
It's a really grim article but it's goddamn hilarious that it exists. I'm just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. "Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay..." points gun at blindfolded horse "...now what? Hang on."
Also this isn't how you shoot a horse
How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?
If you've never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you're going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You're going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You're going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won't create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.
Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.
Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn't get an option not to learn this
Interesting although solemn
That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.
They just start making MILF porn instead.
18 to 35 = Teen
35+ = MILF
More like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf
Basically the second you can't play "teen" convincingly anymore it's off to milfland
Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.
Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.
The glue factory you mean
Well, they do have expertise with sticky fluids.
Oh they're making glue alright
I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?
It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.
I don't know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.
One step at a time
Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?
Only when they break a leg.
This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.
Wait why was one bullet $2500 dollars? Ok... but do we really need to be buying sterile bullets for this?
All milf and step mum are under 30
These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑
