Please drink a verification can to continue

I will never pay for Youtube or accept ads. Yes, even if it would bankrupt them. I am more than willing to let it all burn.

Receive small rock collection as a prize!

My kids and I always make loud farting noises until we can skip the ad.

Pretty sure there were patents where they record audio and camera to detect if the user is present to pause and resume ads

You can have my eyeballs on your ads when you out then from my cold, dead head.

I love that the algorithm knows that you went to pee