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[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Everyday, when I push and deploy, I hear Metallica in my head playing and singing a variation of seek and destroy: "Push And Deploy" :-D

I tried to have AI generate the lyrics and the artwork for this but it wasn't great...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Literally as we speak I'm waiting to hear back from QA about a production fix we rushed out at 4:50pm on a Friday. Surely this won't go terribly

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Pouring one out for you now as a way of securing good karma

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I'm not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don't jinx an already cursed day...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What use is testing in a development environment if you can't be sure production will behave the same way?

Imagine how ridiculous it would be if space agencies rehearsed their missions on land, like in a pool or something, before trying it in space.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Is this a new advice-dog-era style meme? I like it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Do it, wus, you know you want to. Forget the tests, they always fail anyway.

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