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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago

This is the worst time to be fucking around with documenting your american citizenship. This undocumented kid is gonna get disappeared by ice

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Straight to El Salvador prison with them!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

They do though, whether I give them assvice or not.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Back up innit?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Only if they're not white

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

No, they be disappearing white folks too

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

A sample of the placenta must be attached to the notification with no more than two (2) standard grade staples or one (1) paperclip

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Down pat. Just needs 45 degree signature in red ink.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No purple for babies.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No, purple for babies!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No, purple fur babies!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No purple fur babies!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I want one on my house!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I just pulled that out of my sovcit mad libs vocabulary.

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