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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

When you ask an American how much they weigh, they'll just tell you how much they charge! "I was £600 but now I'm only £400". I don't care pal, I'm not paying you a damn thing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Do Brits use "pal"? It sounds wrong with a British accent in my head.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, but its meaning depends on where exactly in the country you are.

The phrase "You alright, pal?" Might mean "Are you okay there, friend?" or it might mean "If you take one step further, me and me mates are going to absolutely smash your wee bastard face in".

Normally you can hear the threat in the tone, so you won't often get them confused.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Sounds Canadian to me, buddy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

sounds more like australian to me, friend.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Id say it's more kiwi, guy.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Which British accent do you have in your head?

British accents vary wildly. You'd definitely hear pal more in the Midlands and the North, and maybe even in Scotland.

It probably still doesn't sound like you think it sounds, though.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

What's wrong with pal, mate?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes we do. Not everyone speaks 'Estuary English'

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

For those like me who never heard the term:

Estuary English is an English accent, continuum of accents, or continuum of accent features[4] associated with the area along the River Thames and its estuary, including London, since the late 20th century. In 2000, the phonetician John C. Wells proposed a definition of Estuary English as "Standard English spoken with the accent of the southeast of England".[5] He views Estuary English as an emerging standard accent of England, while also acknowledging that it is a social construct rather than a technically well-defined linguistic phenomenon.[5] He describes it as "intermediate" between the 20th-century higher-class non-regional standard accent, Received Pronunciation (RP), and the 20th-century lower-class local London accent, Cockney. There is much debate among linguists as to where Cockney and RP end and where Estuary English begins, or whether Estuary English is even a single cohesive accent.[5][6][7][8]

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

We like to use metric when Americans ask. It’s still the only thing they understand.

I get paid seventeen and nineteen twelve quart cups.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You’re working on the continent

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Moved from US to UK as a kid, first month there, watching an advert (US: ad) for a domestic appliance on TV and I genuinely asked: "Mom, why are the washing machines here so heavy?"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Washing machines are heavy. I recently had to take one apart and there were 2 concrete blocks in there, I assume to keep it stable while the motor flings your clothes around.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

£350-400-heavy? I mean, 350-400 lbs heavy?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Haha maybe not that heavy, it depends when you were seeing those ads and what inflation was like. I reckon in the 90s it would have had £-lb washing machine parity at some point.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

This was 1978, back in the days when many people in the UK would rent appliances!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, so less inflation but a much more expensive appliance with less built-in obsolescence! I bet they were heavy AF back then.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Then when you ask how much something weighs they just tell you how many rocks they are made of.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Must be paid his weight in gold.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

sometimes you would hear the term pound sterling and im wondering if a pound was at one time worth a pound of silver. would make more sense the things set in olden times were the common folk are like. a whole shilling. wow.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That's exactly it. The main currency of medieval England was the silver penny (aka sterling) which weighed 1/240th of a tower pound. So 240 pence was a "pound of sterlings".

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