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Hell yeah im a copromancer
You rolled a 3. You shit yourself 
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I'm not wearing any pants
You rolled a 6. You shit yourself.
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Hit me
Do you have any class modifiers or skills you want to add to the dice roll? You rolled a 2. You shit yourself.
Each player cam only make one action, one free action and one bonus action per turn. You rolled a 6 - you shit yourself.
Do I do a cartwheel if I get a 5? I've always wanted to do a good cartwheel.
At this game table we follow the 'rule of cool', so if there's an opportunity to add flair and flourish, I'll allow it. You roll a five, cartwheel and shit yourself.
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let's roll them bones
Congratulations you rolled a 1 - you shit yourself :)
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hit me
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I'm a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!
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