Superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, and nobody bats an eye. But only a supervillain would ruin an innocent peanut butter and jelly like this.
Quail Man
Banging on a trashcan
I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial!
🎶 Drumming on a streetlight 🎶
If you drop it I bet it splits so both sides fall face down on the ground. It’s a law of nature
Do not tape both or either side to a cat.
Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.
... assuming you can predict and control its rotational vector(s) and overall movement vector.
... Perhaps you could try to train the cat?
lol
Did not work out so well when the CIA tried to turn a cat into a wireless microphone bug.
I think you're right. From a physics standpoint, there's nothing holding the two breads together on that side.
Thanks I hate it.
Now listen here you little shit
Triggered
My eye literally started twitching upon seeing this.
Also eat it with the pb side up to get that nice experience of pb on the roof of your mouth for hours
on the inside? grilled cheese.
A grilled brie, apricot jam, and unsweetened peanut butter sandwich goes hard.
Tuna.
Compromise: Tuna Melt. With sweet pickle relish.
Does that taste like avocado?
No. It tastes like clean penis.
Some men just wanna watch the world burn.
What they didn't show You is that it's filled with onions.
c/angryupvote
This should be illegal.
i crossposted this to [email protected]
It's the right thing to do
Finger licking good!
"The Shocker Sandwich"
Hahahahah Savage!
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