People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that's totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?

Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?

The dude's avatar is killing me.

Where I am from, they're for bats

I'm personally trying to create some weird sexually transmitted covid thingy to wipe out the rest of the anti-vax idiots and conservatives in general

Damn birds taking away all our fun

That's the internet I love: educational.

Are you saying these are drone charging stations?

TIL: Birds have really girthy dicks for their body size.

I mean I guess they can also be used for birds. Just maybe not at the same time.

if they are for birds, how are they supposed to put their meat in the hole when all they've got is a roast beef sammy?

more wholesome than holesome