Oh yeah

Let's see which companies were doing it for the goodness of their hearts

Or just avoiding being cancelled and a backlash for being accused of something they are not

And ICE stands ready to make anyone who was not reported disappear.

Fiiiine, but you'll have to settle for a hand job.

FBI? not where I live!

(Laughs maniacally in hetero.)

Ompossumble! I've never felt like this before

I intend to be in the middle of a circle of dicks by this evening. Someone needs to buy alcohol to help me perform.

Jokes on you, I'm so scarred from my divorce, you wouldn't realize I'm secretly straight.