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[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

looks around

Yeah, no I did read this title right. That's the topic.

Someone took time out of their day to post this. Intentionally.

sigh

Now, OP, let me ask you this. Did you mean for all those words to come out of you in that order, or were you just as surprised as the rest of us?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I peed. I didn't poop.

I pooped and I did pee. It's science at that point. You can't deny science.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm picturing this conversation as a debate in a public plaza in Ancient Greece, surrounded by wizened old men wearing bedsheets and looking really pensive.

Edit: Socrates is there, too, he's wearing a bleu ciel one with a repeating feather print pattern. It's laundry day...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Some poor kid in the corner being burdened to document the whole conversation lol

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"... so it was 'if you poo in the shower, then you never have to flush?' Or was it pee? And what's flushing? Oh, no, Diogenes is staring at me again..."

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

This is FALSE.

I remember I was once very sick, and I pooped. No pee.

I remember distinctly going 'oh shit does that mean I'm dead?'

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Upon reading the title I thought, this person has never been severely dehydrated before.

I don't recommend it, I must say.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's like really bad. Because the laws of this universe are pretty clear. (B⇒P)∧¬(P⇒B)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

You can pee first, the poop without peeing as a separate transaction

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

transaction

I just imagined something going wrong and then the whole transaction is rolled back

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The bank never approves one without the other.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The federal reserve is reviewing your social security number as we speak.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

More like you can control the flow of poo during pee pee. But not the flow of pee during poo poo.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry for me it's binary. It's one of both.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why the youtube link? Am I missing something?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I just wanted to add something absolutely random that had nothing to do with the title. This is obviously a shit post (lol) but I didn't want to leave it blank. I got some serious laughs out over this post.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

ha, cool, fits the post

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wait what? You can't N2 without also doing N1????

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I, a man, once discussed this with a pair of women. I was surprised to learn this was the case for them. At the time I thought it was an anatomy difference, but I'm starting to worry I'm a mutant.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The effort and strain of pooping is more than urinating, so it essentially triggers the bladder as a side effect.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes from my extensive testing and research spanning well over 30 years. I can concur.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

UI idk - when you eat a leftover that may be a little too left-over, I think there have been a few times where I poo'd when it was peepee time

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh good point. There are exceptions to the rule. I guess it's more of a theory than a rule

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

I tend not to poo in my shower, though.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is it really a shower if you're not emergency storming shit down the drain hole while your mom is asking why the door is locked?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You're disgusting. One shouldn't just throw away perfectly good shit like that!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Could always put it back and save it for another session.

this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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