you had all of Europe owned by like one family and they still killed millions fighting each other
Maybe he is secretly aiming for 
outcome?
Lowkey might be the best own I've heard on Europe.
They want to be serfs so fucking bad lol
a nation of temporarily embarrassed dukes
Nuke'em all
Every capitalist cheerleader seems to secretly pine for feudalism. It's like they know what they support is bad, but refuse to look for alternatives.
kind of a funny bit
I believe chapo had a similar idea. Marry the royal families of America (Clintons and Trumps) together and create a monarchy, who gives a fuck
Can't wait to die in a succession war when Grand Duke Jebediah Trump-Bush of The Carolinas goes to war with Countess Palatine of the Delaware Chelsea III Trump-Clinton over the throne.
she's out of his league
they're always so weird about asian women in particular lmfao
Gurlie could get the top rated C-POP/chinese drama hotties, she doesnt need trump's crusty ass son.
Who is she?
{习|xí}{明|míng}{泽|zé}, daughter of China's president
Check this guy's hard drive
There is that Crusader Kings part of my brain that occasionally plays royal matchmaker to celebrities or politicians. It can get really weird really fast, so I always tamp it down. Dune wasn't an instructional manual.
the lady is probably a communist, why would she ever agree to this
IDK, I know nothing about her, but she could be a Kamala or Pete.
only thing i know tbh is that he brought her on his poverty eradication campaigns where he'd go to various poor villages and check in on progress. idk how you could be a neolib in that sort of atmosphere at least given your dad is also the leader of the largest communist party ever
also like this lady is like 30 something, barron is 19 lmao genuinely unhinged take
She willingly chooses to live in the US to this day. The pull of neoliberalism is strong. It wouldn’t be that surprising if she was.
i suppose 
but theres actually a lot of reasons for a communist to come to america, e.g. learning english or immersing yourself in a specific scientific field. shes a psychologist, could have attachments to patients? idk 
i tend to try to look for the best in people i guess
Saying this as someone with dual citizenship that cannot leave this fucking black hole of a country
Is that something we actually know? I know it was something weird right wingers were claiming but all I could find said she left the US after college
IIRC she moved to the US before her dad became President, but I could imagine she stuck around because being the President's kid is a position where absolutely everyone wants a piece of you, and (if you want to get by on your own merits) it's probably better to live somewhere that it's not all that relevant/recognizable to people. Her personal politics aside, it seems pretty reasonable to not -
She's a lib, believe me.
Thats not even her picture, its of some random c-pop star
I can't discern the context. But if youse all made your barbies have twitter fights that explains about some things.
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