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[-] [email protected] 107 points 1 week ago

I will live in a pod

I will eat the bugs

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Stop spending all your money on microtransactions!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

wwWwwWWWOOoooOOOoooooOOoo

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago

There's something deeply unsettling about American suburbs, rows of identical houses, and not a human being in sight, no noises, just this artifical maze, my Uber took a detour though one once and I looked up from my phone and saw that I didn't realize where I am and it all looked so identical it was disorienting and I freaked out a bit, had to open Google maps to realize where I was. The movie Vivarium captures this feeling well. Why don't y'all get out and go for a walk and talk to your neighbors.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The suburbs are bad enough but what really gets me when play Geoguessr type games is how much of towns are just a highway with a strip mall and parking lots. Gives me a weird dread-like feeling, kinda like being inside a dying mall right before it's closing.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah separating commercial and residential zones so much creates such dead zones, and a huge car dependency. Where I grew up everything I needed was in walking distance, from the optometrist to the bodega, never needed a car and my neighborhood felt so lively.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I am an American, and I once found myself far from home traveling through what I later learned was a ‘bedroom community’ in New Jersey just trying to find a place where we could all pull over and eat something, but apparently “restaurants” were just supremely exotic anywhere within in those, Idk, 300 sq miles.

It was EXTREMELY unsettling… even for an American!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

No noises sound like heaven.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Even in the deepest suburbs it's not that hard to form community and connection with your neighbors. Hold a few yard sales, make small talk, greet people walking their dogs, get to know who lives where. That's literally all it takes, that and actually going out.

We complain endlessly, particularly on sites like Lemmy, about the US's lack of "walkable cities" and other systemic obstacles to having better sense of community and social contact, but we hardly ever see people doing something about it.

I get that it's less "fun" to go out and make friends if you don't got a riverwalk and cafes, but the most important ingredient is still there, which is other people you just need to step up and make things happen.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Even in the deepest suburbs it’s not that hard to form community and connection with your neighbors.

I get that it’s less “fun” to go out and make friends if you don’t got a riverwalk and cafes, but the most important ingredient is still there, which is other people you just need to step up and make things happen.

A man in a suit (John Mulaney) on a stage with a blank/serious expression on his face. The words "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly." are displayed.

There are so many angles to why isolated people don't "just go out and talk to people", though I will spare the rant as I live in an area likely much less densely populated than a suburb so I'm not sure how well my experience would map to what you're saying.

Well, other than it's a lot easier for some people than others due to many aspects (like the bit you mention about dogs will work better for someone who also has a dog) but those are already the sort of things that are the difference between someone with some sort of social life vs someone with none.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

the aetheric monotonous nightmare of commie blocks, with absolutely zero advantages, high cost, and HOA control

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah I mentioned it in my original comment, nice movies

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

You can't afford the pod and you can't afford the bugs.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

It's weird how the setback is so large that the houses are further away from the ones across the street than the ones on their back

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Need space to park all those ridiculous cars

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You could do a 4-wide parking area instead though. Instead of having to have people move their cars just for someone to leave. That wouldn't help with RVs though.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

But where would you put all that grass that needs mowing in the front yard?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In the backyard.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Yes, the tiny backyard compared to the big front yard doesn't make sense to me

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Curb appeal. ?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I can only speak for the Southern US but, developers want to build front-loaded units in subdivisions because they are more profitable. A rear-loaded garage costs a shit ton more in materials and labor, not to mention getting into impervious surface maximums vs lot size etc. I work in permitting/zoning, it's always money, always. Heads up, y'all, don't buy a D.R. Horton house if you can possibly avoid it, the more you know✨️

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Heads up, y'all, don't buy a D.R. Horton house if you can possibly avoid it, the more you know✨️

Not for nothing, but every home "builder" in America subs out to (multiple) General Contractors who sub out to their contractors work that gets inspected by the local municipality in stages. When people warn against particular builders, I always feel obliged to temper this by saying "they're all actually pretty equally shit." Residential building is complicated field work done pretty much by randos with varying levels of addictions, it's not like a factory building cars. There's only so much that can be expected.

Instead of avoiding particular builders, I would recommend buying a house that's around 10 years old or so and which has been thoroughly inspected by someone who has been inspecting for more than 10 years (and who has been recommended to you by someone you know if possible). It will have had time to do any bad shit it's gonna do (generally speaking). New houses are always a roll of the dice to some extent.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If you play/hang out in the front area as a sort of almost communal space, it could make sense.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Except you'll get shot if you step on someone else's property.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Makes sense, since anything else would be communism

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

I would absolutely eat all the bugs if they weren't prohibitively expensive.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Well you are in luck, in this case they are literally endless.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I like my bugs fried in coconut batter.

Really, I see a lot of people act absolutely revolted at the idea of eating cricket cakes and the like, but will absolutely destroy fried krill patties and similar dishes.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

My mom's childhood was partly spent in a war-torn country where they had no choice but to eat crickets for protein. Years later, I showed her an article about how some gourmet restaurants are experimenting with cricket preparations. She looked pensive, and said "They should harvest them from the rice fields. I think the rice-fed ones taste best?"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But there are a lot of places in the world where crickets are just part of the cuisine even when they have other food available

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Aren't crickets predators? They can be really good. I'm sure they weren't great to your mom though, sorry.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Endless shrimp destroyed the company. So fuck it, eat the bugs you little pod child, EAT THE BUGS!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

No, the Red Lobster insolvency was driven by declining sales and increasing debt, amid some shady corporate shenanigans with their finances. When they filed, they were about $30 million in the hole (even assuming their high valuations for their intangible assets).

Private equity owners (Golden Gate) made them sell off the land they owned, only to lease it back at above market rates. Then sold the chain to its biggest seafood supplier (Thai Union), who used the restaurant as an outlet for their wholesale seafood rather than as a standalone profitable business (which resulted in huge quality drop off and declining sales).

They were headed in the wrong direction, and the $11 million they lost on endless shrimp didn't make a big difference. It was circling the drain anyway, based on big strategic errors (or just plain old private equity fuckery).

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I mean yeah, of course thats very true, but it's funnier to blame ot on the funny sea bugs.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

the "bug hate" meme is entirely a product of meat industries worried about people actually embracing alternatives.

I can describe cow and chicken meat with equally disgusting terminology, eating living things in any capacity is objectively weird and gross, we're just more used to eating some living things over others.

Sooner or later we're all going to be eating things like cultured meats and processed insects, it's just a matter of how many people are going to resist and struggle against changes to the way we stay alive.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The pod is probably not so bad. I mean, you have to live somewhere.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Friend, do you have a moment to hear the good news of beans?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ok fine, now when you say endless shrimp - I need an address.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine calling a house a pod.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Imagine calling one of those pods a "home"

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Imagine calling a pod a house.

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