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Anon misses the classic design
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forbidden drum stick
One reason I've heard it's that you can hold the spoon after pulling the pin on a pineapple grenade, but not on a stick
Plus, these are huge, not easy to carry several in addition to all your other gear.
Wood is heavy
they can pleasure you once
this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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