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Sometimes I really hope there is a hell, so these fuckers burn.
What do you mean? They just ask Jesus for forgiveness at the 11th hour and bing bang boom, eternity in heaven. The 'ol Christianity grift. Didn't you know that's how morality and cosmic justice works?
Jury nullification for Luigi. Anything else is injustice.
Jury nullification? But our boy Luigi didn't even do it
Yeah, he was hanging out with me and all of his homies that day
I tried all day to get him to smooch me in my house, he couldn't have been doing that public service.
B-but, something something, democrats, Obamacare, death panels!
Death panels are fine, provided the reason is pure profit. Apparently.
The only moral ~~abortion~~ death panels is ~~my abortion~~ corporate death panels.
Yeah. I guess the problem was the government making the decision... Having a handful of greedy assholes who view you as a slave is waaaaaaay better...
CEOs want to kill you because you're not cost-effective.
Which ones? Doesn't matter, to some corporation somewhere - you're useless to them. Or worse, you cost them a tiny amount of money.
Corporations don't have empathy. They will kill you instantly. Nobody at that company will ever care. It's all about the profit, always has been.
And they call Luigi the murderer.
Hey luigi don't forget the board members this time!
Better call Saul.
I should feel surprised
Sorry but you'll all have to wait until all the people responsible are dead or too feeble to stand trial
Something something Canadian death panels.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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