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[–] 42 points 1 year ago

You can't fool me. If a sink was at my door, it'd knock.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago
    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think that's the same sink that tried to murder my mother. No way in hell I'm letting it in.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I have aged like 15 years since January.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Good thing I was born in the 80s. I’m only 43.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I literally thought, "ooooo, simple arithmetic, wont do that just now. But yeah, iv been selling drugs and alcohol and 21 plus id cards and licenses to mfers born post 1999 for so long now, must be true."

    Then I remembered my own math. Yea I guess the 80s was younger time?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    That person has some kind of problem. Or a time machine. Who are they?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    My GF suddenly is way older than me

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    2019 was 15 years ago

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    F to pay respect

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    @SnokenKeekaGuard
    This maths checks out, I ran it by cHaTgPt

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  • [+] 0 points 1 year ago