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Been a long century
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
You can't fool me. If a sink was at my door, it'd knock.
2019 was 15 years ago
Good thing I was born in the 80s. I’m only 43.
I literally thought, "ooooo, simple arithmetic, wont do that just now. But yeah, iv been selling drugs and alcohol and 21 plus id cards and licenses to mfers born post 1999 for so long now, must be true."
Then I remembered my own math. Yea I guess the 80s was younger time?
I have aged like 15 years since January.
I think that's the same sink that tried to murder my mother. No way in hell I'm letting it in.
DO NOT LET THIS SINK IN!
Boo u suck
My GF suddenly is way older than me
Sink in where?
And what is it want now?
"I need about tree fiddly"
That person has some kind of problem. Or a time machine. Who are they?
F to pay respect
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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