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"what's your argument?"
dude wtf i was gonna use that later
Pffft no you weren't
Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.
Maybe. If I can find someone to pawn them off to.
Yo any trans men here want some free balls? Balls! Get ya balls here! Come to Dirt_Owls Krazy Ball Shack and get ya first pair o' balls half off. Wow, with prices this good, I must be KUH-RAAAAAZY! camera spins wildly
I have evolved into a used genitals salesperson
Got any cloacae? Been thinking about upgrading to the one-hole solution.
honestly
Now I can't piss 
Haha no piss no piss 
I now have collected a total of 5 penises
This is going to be great for the polycule
Ok but watch out, it bites
WHAT?! WHY?!
I don't know. I've been worried that it might have rabies after a raccoon bit it (long story, nothing weird)
Good luck! 
Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs?? 
okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.
can you take the balls too x
Oh so THATS why I don't have one. I thought I was just broken
oh thank god
I just checked and it's still there
Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box
NFT but for penis.
NFT-nis
I replaced it with a fake one when you weren't looking.
If you check, it says property of A DWEEB underneath
But I am a dweeb 
Free SRS penectomy 
Bro you can keep it!
Not again
This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.
I'm a body without organs
I finally understand Deleuze
yeah you also stole my oat milk
how am i going to have breakfast
What are you going to do, peg me with it?
(betrayal. unimaginable. bent over and fucked... with my own damn penis.)
What's your big plan, @[email protected] ? Do you intend to sell it back?
If you get any extra lmk, always wanted to have one for myself
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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