dude wtf i was gonna use that later

Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.

Now I can't piss

Ok but watch out, it bites

Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs??

oh thank god

Oh so THATS why I don't have one. I thought I was just broken

can you take the balls too x

okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.

Free SRS penectomy

I just checked and it's still there

Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box

Bro you can keep it!

Not again

This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.

I'm a body without organs

I finally understand Deleuze

What are you going to do, peg me with it?

(betrayal. unimaginable. bent over and fucked... with my own damn penis.)

What's your big plan, @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net ? Do you intend to sell it back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfIQ8YldOsg

yeah you also stole my oat milk

how am i going to have breakfast

If you get any extra lmk, always wanted to have one for myself