"what's your argument?"
dude wtf i was gonna use that later
Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.
honestly
Now I can't piss
Ok but watch out, it bites
Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs??
oh thank god
Oh so THATS why I don't have one. I thought I was just broken
can you take the balls too x
okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.
Free SRS penectomy
I just checked and it's still there
Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box
NFT but for penis.
Bro you can keep it!
Not again
This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.
I'm a body without organs
I finally understand Deleuze
What are you going to do, peg me with it?
(betrayal. unimaginable. bent over and fucked... with my own damn penis.)
What's your big plan, @[email protected] ? Do you intend to sell it back?
yeah you also stole my oat milk
how am i going to have breakfast
If you get any extra lmk, always wanted to have one for myself
chapotraphouse
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