I stole your penis and you cant stop me dont even try punk (hexbear.net)

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Haha its mine now get wrecked dweeb

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe. If I can find someone to pawn them off to.

Yo any trans men here want some free balls? Balls! Get ya balls here! Come to Dirt_Owls Krazy Ball Shack and get ya first pair o' balls half off. Wow, with prices this good, I must be KUH-RAAAAAZY! camera spins wildly

I have evolved into a used genitals salesperson

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Got any cloacae? Been thinking about upgrading to the one-hole solution.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

honestly

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