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The Gooner (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Yeah, tell 'em, boss! >:)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I'd let her boss me around



Because I'm weak and have very little self esteem

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because I'm weak and have very little self esteem

Speak for yourself, I js got mother issues

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Ah that makes more sense

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

I used to manage a pub, and I hired an 18 year old chavy kid as a glassy and this is how he talked to me. Ngl, it felt pretty cool. I liked talking to him.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Is a glassy similar to a bar back?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It was a big and very busy pub so we had both glassy and bar back. Usually that's the same person but we needed multiple people just constantly clearing the floor and washing glassware, and a couple people restocking the bar and changing kegs.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If you're hiring 18 year olds for that then you don't need to goon oh BAR back sorry disregard

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

jerk ya off, boss? you got it boss

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

aww, come on, i really liked wearing that hat

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

aww, come on, I really liked wearing that hat

boss

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

If boss says the hat is alright then it's alright by me

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I miss when the term goon was a Batman villain henchman.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Or “gyat” was what a ranch hand might say to a critter to get it to more swiftly depart.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

okay boss -> no need to argue, no need to talk about the task, just leave me alone.

you need to talk to the boss -> i am not taking responsibility for any decisions that if they go wrong will be blamed on me and if they go well i won't get credit for.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Play Fallen Aces if you want to experience a gooner shooter.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I had a much different understanding of the word gooner. I guess this is a pg version?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The er was added incorrectly, he's a goon not a gooner.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I like saying boss a lot
Why this make me a "gooner"?

this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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