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Breadstick (cdn.imgchest.com)
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[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 80 points 2 weeks ago

Although this story may not be true, I unequivocally believe that this is something a 4chan poster would do.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

This is one of the few posts that do not contain falsehood

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's certainly gay though.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Should have used fish hooks instead.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I appreciate the clarification.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

if it's hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.

maybe just don't shove random things up your butt.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

by "random" i meant "not intended for rectal insertion". for example:

okay: butt plug with flared base.

bad: crunchy food.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines..

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

would be a hell of a restaurant tho

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

He said bread stick not pretzel.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

yes, unless it's broken.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think this might be a difference between what the US calls breadsticks versus what most of the rest of the English speaking world calls breadsticks.

The former is soft while the latter is crunchy. The former tears; the latter snaps.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We do have the super skinny twizzle stick style but they are pretty niche these days since the soft style usurped them in 80s. If I remember correctly, these appeared on the scene with salad bars. Easier to prepare bread.

Thanks for reminding me about that style of bread sticks.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

True and Hetrosexual.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

4chan should have stayed dead

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think OOP also ate the other half, just differently.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Gut sandwich

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yet another reason to own a bidet

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

if you have any medical staff in your friend circle you just know this one's true 😂

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

How long do you wait before you call something truly stuck in there? I feel like you gotta give it minimum 24h.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Or one stool passing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pfft, what a noob. Enema to moisten the breadstick and then just play the waiting game.

How do you think I got that half of a baguette out?

this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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