The fact she just keeps that thing in her purse, loaded.

Remember, everyone, always unload your weapon and make sure the safety twig is set. You're saving your own life, and the lives around you.

If you've ever wondered what day to day, mundane true love looks like; it looks like this.

keeper

Where can I get one of those?

Ooh this a painful, I need it

I would simply get to you first.