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[–] 91 points 1 year ago (14 children)

That's an ugly-ass mansion.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm wondering if this is a result of having to spend most of the time indoors or be in the camera lens of paparazzi. We're looking at a photo from one right now probably.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Quite possibly. With that in mind it was probably designed from the inside. That way there's not much you can do about the exterior.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That was my thought too. Or rather, you sacrifice the outside aesthetics (which you yourself wouldn't be able to enjoy because you can't be outside) to gain interior aesthetics which you could.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Of all the things to hate on Taylor Swift for buying a McMansion and living in it as her primary residence is really silly. From what I remember, she's been there since at least 2014. The house isn't that big in person.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Idc either way about Taylor Swift's house, but that's significantly more than a McMansion.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Take a look at the breakers a few miles away to gain some perspective and tell me that this is a mansion.

    https://www.newportmansions.org/gilded-age/history-of-newport-mansions/

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Square footage of Taylor Swift's house: 11,000 square feet

    Square footage of the average US house: 2,417 square feet

    mansion noun man·​sion ˈman(t)-shən : a large imposing residence

    It's a mansion.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    That's still easily a mansion yeah lol. McMansion would still be "single family" sized in my bullshit-personal-definition of the word. Several families of multiple generations can live in a mansion. I bet there's 12 bedrooms in that house

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  • I just think it's ugly. Like, I'm honestly pretty indifferent towards Taylor Swift. Both about her music, and her as a person. Like, she isn't great, but there are billionaires that are a lot worse than her. Who probably still live in less ugly mansions.

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  • [+] 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Coincidentally all 12 victims were protesters against Taylor Swift's airplane use.

    The only lead the police has is that the bodies were dumped from an airplane.

    /jk

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I just googled it, and surprisingly the number actually is 12.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Thats somehow less than I thought.

    I suppose when you're rich enough to not have to think about "How will I cover the rent if I dump his ass?" Probably makes the number higher than for regular folks.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago

    Every time she ends a relationship she makes six figures on an album release in which she talks shit about her recent ex causing the people who have been hypnotised by her music into sending infinite death threats as is subliminally requested by their cult leader through the music.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why is there a picture of a golf clubhouse?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    None of the victims had any bone marrow left.

    One victim even wrote Becky in his own blood.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Daddy did say, "Stay away from Juliet"…

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Come to find out "I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake" was her answer to after birth abortions.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    The square footage of the mansion that I'm referring to is 138,300 square feet. The kitchen alone is the size of a house

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    All this time I thought that Shia Labeouf was the killer. I now want another musical.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I'm glad that human remains discovered. I don’t even want to imagine if humans were never discovered or were forgotten.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    At least Taylor's okay.

    Reminds me of this

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    STFU hahhahah

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