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A little jingle (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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In they tune of "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know about the fed level, but in my limited experience the haircut thing is not really accurate. I feel like looking at haircut and shoes comes from another and much more primitive era of law enforcement. A lot of undercover people work long-term as undercover people, and they have deliberately sort of "fellow kids" hair and facial hair.

Vibes and how well you know the person are more reliable than any specific checklist. If you wanted the checklist though, this is not a bad one.

One additional thing I've noticed as a tell is that everything is polished. Whatever type of "street" clothes they want to put on, the shirt tends to be neat and spotless, everything is clean, the facial hair is groomed. I imagine it varies by the skill level of the person, but in general cops don't like to be sloppy. Even their "sloppiness" costume will still be neat and presentable.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not to mention - the "tight and high" and "looking better with a suit and tie" throws off the whole anarchy thing for everyone.

Much easier to do anything when you don't look or act like a threat.

Results are what matter anyway. Unless we are all free, there isn't a point to rebelling aesthetically.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mind-sung it to "She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain".

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mine was “If you’re happy and you know it”.

Edit: just saw that caption under the screenshot 😂

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Use Woody Gurthrie's voice and and stop for a harmonica break after stanza 3.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I read the whole thing as “Fred”, and thought “That’s getting pretty dark for Scooby Doo. He’s not that bad”.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

someone desperately needs to learn meter

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

if he's got no sense of humor he's a fed

if he's got no sense of humor he's a fed

if someone posts a joke

and all that guy does is poke at it for not having perfect meter when the history of comedic music from Gilbert & Sullivan to Weird Al is rife with elongations and contractions to make a joke fit a melody

if he's got no sense of humor he's a fed

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

If he’s a stickler for the format he’s a fed
If he’s a stickler for the format he’s a fed
If he really seems to mind
That your lines don’t really rhyme
If he’s a stickler for the format he’s a fed

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

This meme format has legs

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

There’s also a long history of undercover feds self-identifying as anarchists, and leaked intelligence training that pushing for anarchism is one of the best ways for them to disrupt leftist movements trying to establish a socialist/communist state.

But y’all don’t like to talk about that.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

lmao, fuck off goober

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

We don't want to talk about tankie paranoia, no.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If he dismisses leaked CIA tactics, he’s a fed.

If he dismisses leaked CIA tactics, he’s a fed.

If he dismisses the deep state, as internal leftist hate.

If he dismisses leaked CIA tactics, he’s a fed.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If he pushes leaked disinfo, he's a fed.

If he pushes leaked disinfo, he's a fed.

If he slanders anarchists, tryin to make antagonists,

If he pushes leaked disinfo, he's a fed.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

stfu fed

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey everyone nice party you've got here but have you consdiered all the ANARCHIST INFILTRATORS DESTROYING YOUR RANKS FROM WITHIN?!!! Why isn't anyone taking this infiltration seriously!? I think we need to clean house immediately and get all these CIA Anarchists out!"

Who are you again?

Anyway maybe that tactic works so often because most "leftist" gatherings are just another rally for another cult of personality around another authoritarian leader? If these people weren't investing so much energy into vanguarding and demonizing "the bad leftists" they might have built some actual solidarity and resistance to being infiltrated by cops.

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