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[-] [email protected] 166 points 5 days ago

the cashew calling the macadamia nuts

[-] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago

Is it sad that I had to double check it wasn't The Onion?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

haven't you heard? the Onion has given up on satire, now they're just reporting the news.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I like the expression, but cashews are not nuts.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

unripe cashews calling the unripe mangos.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

...Are cashews not not nuts?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

(that's the joke.... they're both nuts...)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

TIL, cashews do, actually, have a shell!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Technically, cashew's are drupes... I had to look it up. They're used as nuts culinarilly, so whatever.

Apparently, they're the dangly bits hanging from a false-fruit known as a "cashew apple"

(yeah. um. I'm not going to be getting that image out of my head any time soon. look it up if you want.)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah, that part I knew, but it turns out, in addition to having an accessory fruit, they also have a shell!

[-] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago

"he's no longer the sensitive man and caring lover that I used to know"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Have they considered couples counseling?

[-] [email protected] 96 points 5 days ago

24 hours he said. He could end the war in 24 hours. All he has to do is talk tough and Putin would bow to his flabby pasty white biceps! Anyone who doesn't recognize this as 100% pure bullshit should pull their head out of Trump's fat ass and have their it examined.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think we are getting close to the 24 hours that war will end in.

Trump is going to clearly keep his word again, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA!

/s

[-] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago

This is what Trump does: the wildest takes non-stop, beyond of what anyone considers decent, but if the polls clearly show that he's falling out of favor, he's always ready to make a U-turn, and brag about it.

Fuck this guy. I'm glad he did in this case, but this is no way to run a country. Also, he's still shitting on Zelensky.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago

Trump's word is worthless. Just keep watching what he does. So far, he's done nothing but align with Putin's agenda.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

He also talked in favour of Ukraine before taking office, so much that I thought he might actually have meant it, only to turn around and do whatever the fuck that meeting with Zelensky was. He can never be trusted to do the right thing, ever.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

Putin will lecture him and he'll change his mind within a week at most.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Planned by Putin I’m sure

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Quite possible, but to date it seems to be two steps forward and one step back. So then we're a few weeks from Trump declaring his support for Ukraine.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

Spiderman_accusing_Spiderman.jpeg

[-] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago

"Look at this guy. He's CRAZY!" - Crazy person.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Yeah there's something very ironic about this quote:

"I’ve always had a very good relationship with Vladimir Putin of Russia, but something has happened to him," Trump said.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Sounds like business went sour. Perhaps Trump thinks he's invulnerable to a polonium doorknob now he's President so he's gonna take some cheap shots because his peace deal didn't go his way

[-] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Both people named in the headline are shits.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Putin is a lot worse than Trump though. I can somehow imagine a future where the right person talks to Trump and convinces him to support Ukraine in a real way.

I don't see any other way out of this mess for Putin except his death. Best option would be some sort of a revolution.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

💯

However, my statement still stands. Even though one is worse than the other, does not mean that the less shit person is not shit. They're both assholes who wants to shit on every dick and pussy out there (ref Team America).

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

None of this would have happened if he were president..."Biden drive putin crazi, monster!"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

I think his unrealistic 24 hour plan was to give putin what he thought he wanted. Eg all the territory he's captured so far and assurances against nato action/withdrawal of some western personnel at nato border country bases. You know putin's public story.

He just didn't know putin's real objective. Maybe now he's getting a bit of an idea. He's too simplistic to fathom that there could have been an ulterior motive.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Your mistake here is assuming that this level of thought is possible by trump. There's no 4d chess here. He's just being played for an idiot cause that's what he is.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I guess Trump is playing 0.4d chess, i.e. chess on a linear board that is 0.4 times as long in its single dimension as a regular chess board (3 tiles), on that kind of board it does look like winning is easy obviously.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It is 0.4d chess, and trump only has a knight which he failed to realize is useless in one dimension.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

It’s projection again? I’m surprised he’s shit taking daddy.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sanction, trade embargoes, and military aid to save human lives speak louder than whining on social media. Whining on social media costs lives.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Why I have to believe him? He lies all day long, even the deal he mad with UK is a lie!
This playbook has become nothing but words of nothing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I mean I don’t need to believe him to know vlad is an insane mother fucker with hopes of colonizing large swaths of Europe and maybe even elsewhere

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Ah, projecting again...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Would be convient if Vladdy pushed him out a window

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Takes one to know one!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Takes one to know one. Womp womp.

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