The perfect shoes don't exis- (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Shhrrroc president-parrot

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clodsire-pog We have African Grey emotes?! Love Apollo videos.

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This is our beloved President Parrot president-parrot-patriotic

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HAT! comrade-birdie

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libertarian-approaching stalin-gun-1 president-parrot ^WARIO^

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president-parrot-naked many from a long lost bit of early Hexbear

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president-parrot-patriotic Outstanding

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He recently learned his humans' names and it's been really funny hearing him dish out insults on accident. The other day he said "Tori go take a shower."

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Sorry babe the Shrocs stay on during sex

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Soon after, the compound insult "Kick rocks with Shrek Crocs" was said for the first time.

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Now put Heelys in it

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Ah yes, I love to smell the ground with my Shrek Nose Feet Shoes

this post was submitted on 23 May 2025

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