I wouldn't. Not as long as there's free trees outside.

... climate change is a hoax by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms. MindBlown.gif

I make an upload to the toilet a couple times a day.

Of course not, you download to a bathroom.

In coordination with big bathroom!

They could boost their sales to numbers not seen since the days of racial segregation

But they have to be careful because otherwise people might realize it's cheaper and easier to just label bathrooms with "sitting" and "sitting+standing".

Does the pope shit in the woods?

I mean..you are more right than you think.

Bathroom fixture manufacturers created a massive marketing/propaganda campaign around the idea of Hygiene, and the idea that its better for your health and safety, simply because they wanted to sell more fixtures..and the way to do that was to get more houses built with indoor plumbing facilities, because in the era before this.. a solid chunk of the population still used outhouses, and bathed in portable tubs they filled with water heated up one pot at a time on a stove once every few weeks.. if that. and because filling the tub was so much work, the whole family washed in it, without changing the water.. usually the husband first, then the mother, then the kids in order of age got to bath in the bouillabaisse of mom and dads filth.

You'd be gobsmacked how many things like that are the result of marketing.

Milk being essential for bone health? Another marketing gimmick, from the dairy industry.

Diamonds are essential for proposals/weddings? Another marketing gimmick, from the diamond cartels.

and more.

I used to work at a gas station. I'd have to clean the bathrooms once per shift.

The mens bathroom? A couple of wet spots next to the toilet. I always attributed this to the guys who end up getting multiple streams, and don't know what to do.

The womens bathroom? Look. I know women bleed once a month. I get it. But ladies, what the fuck are you doing in the gas station bathrooms??? Are you having coat hanger abortions??? Is it like a woman thing to all contribute to one communal blood pool? There is no way these nightly horror scenes all came from one person unless they had a recently chopped off limb! Is Freddie Kruger attacking you ladies while you're pooping? I have never figured out what the womens bathroom experience is, but it has SHATTERED any illusion to me that women are cleaner/neater than men. We may leave dirty laundry around the house for days, but you gals have an exorcism as you toot.

See, this is why everyone says girls don't poop. They DON'T poop. They disembowel.

Jeez. I always thought IBS would prevent a pentagon job, maybe the Pentagon was just designed for IBS in a way.

are you sure its 2 times the capacity per person now? Because that makes no sense. Without additional info, there should be the same amount of people using the same capacity of bathrooms now.

Just the number of bathrooms usable per person has changed, so you are more likely to have a bathroom nearby. But you don't have more room or more toilets per sé.

Huh, that makes sense.

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! YOU WALK!

SLOWLY!

I think we should get over hangups like this. Oh well you heard each other piss. Big pissing deal. If one or both of you were shitting that's just bad date planning. Shit and get off before you go on a date.