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[-] [email protected] 117 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ironically, the most popular frozen pizza in Norway, Grandiosa, is considered something of a national dish. It's also one of the worst frozen pizzas you'll ever try, and is mainly popular only because of nostalgia.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

I don't know what it says about me and my love for pizza, but your comment makes me want to try it even more.

I've tried many a bad pizza, but I've yet to find one inedible, and that makes me curious.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mmmm apparently this is a Grandiosa. I’d eat that.

Looks like a Celeste frozen pizza. Ate those when we were poor and broke. I buy Screamin’ Silician nowadays, but the Celeste supreme one is still one of my guilty pleasures lol no joke.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

It has the most important aspect of cheap frozen pizza. Which is the cheese having built up on one side because it was shipped that way in the truck.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I was going to say, that's Celeste pizza if I've ever seen it. Which I get the nostalgia for. So bad, but even just seeing that photo is making me want what is essentially a large cracker with cheese on it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It’s like Taco Bell for pizza😂

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Taco Bell is so good, as long as you just don't consider it "Mexican food."

If I'm in the mood for Mexican food, I've got a ton of options for authentic Mexican food. But sometimes I'm in the mood for Taco Bell specifically.

It's when you conflate the two that you start running into problems.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Celeste was right where my mind went as well! The article said nostalgia was supposedly a big part of it, and I will eat a Celeste or even some Elios if I need a real throwback and I feel like I have a strong stomach that day!

Let's air mail some Celeste over in exchange for some Grandiosa. 😆

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

It's definitely not inedible. It's just incredibly bland. Like most other Norwegian cuisine, unfortunately.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I made some sort of Norwegian dish for my ex (she's Vietnamese, comes into play later) that she really wanted and missed from when she visited Norway. It was a casserole consisting of potatoes, cream, pickled Herring, and ground black pepper. Like, I'm pretty sure that's every ingredient that went into this thing. I'm not even sure if there was any cheese or salt.

I thought I screwed up somewhere because it was not good. She loved it because it was so bland and apparently I made it perfectly. I do not understand how she could go from eating food like bun bo hue to whatever the hell I made and enjoy it.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's kind of sad. Is there some Norwegian food that you would recommend? I don't know if I've ever had anything specifically from there.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Brunost, brown cheese, which is something of an acquired taste. Cherry cheese. Tubed caviar, which is not the fancy gourmet dish you'd expect from the name. Offhand that's what comes to mind about uniquely Norwegian stuff.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This kind of shit, alone, should be enough of an argument in favor of multicultralism...

I'm sure they're fine, but just reading the things you just listed made me lose my appetite lol

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's not a great list, but alot has been left out.

We also have, sheep and cabbage, lye-fish, whale, and blood pudding boiled in milk.

You know what, yeah I'll go get a Döner.

Luckily we are a pretty multicultural society at least in the cities and everyone has brought their delicious foods over. Shame that were so sensitive to spice that some people think salt is to spicy :D

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

I knew a guy from Norway on a hostel in Argentina, I asked him what was their national dish and he told me that frozen pizza. I didn't believe him and forced to give me a Real answer and he show me the Wikipedia article of some fish buried on snow for 3 months.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Hah! Lutefisk, yet another dish that exists today purely for nostalgia. It would also probably fail every food safety test in existence today if it wasn't grandfathered in.

For those not in the know, it's fish preserved in lye, which is an extremely toxic substance. Preparing the dish involves cooking it for long enough to fully neutralise the lye, and any failure to fully do so results in poisoning, which can range from mild to extremely serious. I also hate to imagine what byproducts might be left behind as a result of the lye.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Think he refers to rakfisk. Lutefisk is never buried. And rakfisk is fermented like kimshi, and definitely not eaten out of nostalgia. It's videly popular in Norway.

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[-] bdonvr 7 points 1 week ago

I mean, pretzels are also made with Lye.

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

Good title: Norway Eats The Most Pizza

Bad title: You won't believe which country eats the most pizza!

Ragebait title written by and for idiots: This skinny people country eats more than this fatty people country!

Please don't consume shitty media folks. It exists because you consume it.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

There's Norway that's true

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I bet we can find out whose spreading this fake news if we Sweden the pot.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I hear Sweden puts bannana, curry, and ham on pizza. I like some weird foods, but I haven't tried that yet....

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Can attest. Just visited Norway and although I wanted to eat authentic Norwegian cuisine, pizza was everywhere. Easier to find than seafood and I was staying in a port city.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Nothing like freshly fished pizza, that's what I always say.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Just like mama used to make.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

When I was in Iceland food was so expensive that I was happy to eat at a KFC because it was my first affordable meal.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

PSO: pizza shaped object

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

title didn't say most good pizza per capita

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Is it just a vehicle for eating fish with your hands though?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I worked a Fish Farm for a few months. There were two things wrong with your sentence. ;-)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So they don't drive pizzas?

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Which is crazy because pizza I'm Norway is not that good

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's important to mention that the vast majority of pizza eaten in Norway is frozen pizza. Grandiosa is the most popular brand and it costs about as much as a restaurant pizza anywhere else

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

We Italians eat too much pasta to be able to top the pizza rankings!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Can you call it pizza, though? If it has kebab, and shrimp, and banana, and peanuts, and mayonnaise is it actually a pizza, or is it simply a scattering of food on a plate that happens to be made of bread?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

#2 is my house

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

maybe that's why they're so happy

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Is it because they are rich and dont want to cook?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I don't think Norwegians are rich; just happy. I think they're secure - food security, healthcare security, general safety, no lynching of gay people - in ways that other countries (ohai America and Somalia) may think is the kind of security only afforded to the very rich.

So, in this case, the people of Norway may appear rich to people who don't have their basic needs covered, and it may be an enviable state to be in, just to be free of the daily worry and grind for the most basic of needs, but I'm sure the average Norwegian doesn't identify as rich, and is not in a position to understand how well they have it in comparison to other countries.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

When it's cold AF you love turning on the oven. My family eats crazy pizza, but not in the summer. The take out places near me aren't great. Of course cold places love pizza!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This just tells me you don't go to Norway and expect to be outside a lot =D

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