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Step 1 Acquire dogs
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Golden retrievers are worth their weight in gold.
Ugh. My girlfriend has 3 huskys. Sooooo dramatic. The whole house goes nuts if anyone sneezes.
I want to come to your house and howl
Noooo.....you wouldn't......!!!!
Husky DNA does a lot of heavy lifting. One of my dogs is a mix…body looks like a lab, snout/height looks standard poodle, but DNA test says there’s husky and her voice confirms it. So vocal.
Are they? A single golden retriever for 450'000 USD?
Gold is at $103,500/kg
My golden is 31kg
103,500*31= $3,208,500 and yes he's worth about that. A little less today because he woke me up early but that's the golden market for ya
You are right, I have no idea how I messed up that calculation.
I get how most pet owners really love their pets, but I'm pretty sure a lot of them would sell them in an instant for 3 million (or even 400k).
"They are golden retrievers, John. Not gold retrievers."
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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