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Step 1 Acquire dogs (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Golden retrievers are worth their weight in gold.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh. My girlfriend has 3 huskys. Sooooo dramatic. The whole house goes nuts if anyone sneezes.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I want to come to your house and howl

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Noooo.....you wouldn't......!!!!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Husky DNA does a lot of heavy lifting. One of my dogs is a mix…body looks like a lab, snout/height looks standard poodle, but DNA test says there’s husky and her voice confirms it. So vocal.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are they? A single golden retriever for 450'000 USD?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Gold is at $103,500/kg

My golden is 31kg

103,500*31= $3,208,500 and yes he's worth about that. A little less today because he woke me up early but that's the golden market for ya

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are right, I have no idea how I messed up that calculation.

I get how most pet owners really love their pets, but I'm pretty sure a lot of them would sell them in an instant for 3 million (or even 400k).

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"They are golden retrievers, John. Not gold retrievers."

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