I guarantee my dog holds that record.
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Exactly! So many dogs just love to nestle into people, often at the small of their back our behind the knees when we're on our sides.
If dogs aren't the most farted on by humans animal there is, I don't know what the criteria is
fartdog georg
right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother
Nah, it's humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You're walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You've guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
Whilst I appreciate the Python reference.
I believe the meme is implying a far more intimate fart, as in contact between the farter and the fartee.
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap."
Humans by far, I think.
Reasons:
- We own pets, some of which sit on our laps and fart.
- Some people find it funny and fart on others.
- Some people find it hot and fart on others / get farted on.
- Also, in a sense we love yeast farts so...
I have a 10 year old boy. I've been farted on for 10 years.
At least he is past the age of pooping on you!
Most grinded on animal for sure.
Figured that would be cows. But I think we're both right, for different reasons.
It probably depends on how you quantify the input.
If it's by volume, I'd agree that it's probably cows or pigs. But if it's by individual animal, it might be something smaller like chickens.
A lot of male chicks become pet food shortly after birth, which is what I think would skew the numbers.
false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
Karma.
My chihuahua is vying to become the new champion.
Horses themselves fart the most of any animal. They hardly even digest the grass they eat it's more of a fermentation process. If you've been around them more than a few minutes they fucking fart almost constantly lmao
In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.
His reaction was priceless. Horror and "aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!"
"and then the smell hit him. I wish I could tell you he fought the good fight..."
Car dealer: And here I got a solution to your moral dilemma -- a mechanical device for your farting needs! Fart-n-ride! Anytime!
Yeah, but they're into that shit.
It's not shit, it's farts
Tapeworms disagree.
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
My condolences.
They're trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don't be ungrateful!
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Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
Oxygen shall henceforth be termed plant farts by me.
Spouses snickering or keeping quiet about this meme.
You clearly have never rode a hippo
Have you?
No but I once got in a fight with a hippo on the way from the grocery store. (I won but it was stinky)
I'm no horse expert, but I believe that horses fart back.
— and that's not even counting queefs, either.
you sure?
Very sad
Realistically, it has sucked to be a horse for at least the last 5,000 years.
Yo moma begs to differ
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