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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Describing Hayden Christensen circa the prequels as "testosterone aesthetic" is so fucking funny.

Were they not around at the time when it came out and everyone was complaining that they made vader such a whiny sissy?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I totally forgot about that. I did think it was jarring he was supposed to be the guy who would eventually have James Earl Jones' voice.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Palpatine asked for a bass voice modulator to be put in the suit as a bit but nobody could ever tell when he was joking

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I should probably be more worried that these dorks think "school shooter vibes" are manly but it's mostly just really funny

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

yeah nobody liked his performance at the time, and he was in some other movie around that time and he was shit too so it wasn't (only) lucas's fault.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I don't know if it's the place or time, but I'd be down for a jacked Jedi with a shot putter's physique turning evil. It'd be like Zaheer from Korra. He was kinda rad.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

pfp giving this vibe

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

They love that sexy satan painting, there is surely more renaissance art than this. I understand being a hot sad boy enjoyer but this feels like emo but make it nazi.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anakin "killin' younglings"just like me FRFR

pit Yours truly future school shooter

Also, what happened to our chudjak emoji?

this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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