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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

An Oklahoma man accused of sneaking into a teenage girl’s bedroom in the middle of the night in Battlefield and then raping and assaulting her was sentenced on Friday, Jan. 24 to 20 years in prison.

Patrick Shane Sparkman, 41, entered Alford pleas of guilty to the charges of first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy. As part of the plea agreement, prosecutors dropped one count of sodomy, two counts of molestation of a child between the ages of 4 and 17, one count of enticement of a child and one count of third-degree assault.

According to online court records, Greene County Judge Kaiti Greenwade sentenced Sparkman to 10 years for the rape charge and 10 years for the sodomy charge and ordered those sentences be served consecutively.

An Alford plea under Missouri law means a defendant does not admit they committed a crime, but admits prosecuting attorneys have enough evidence against them that a court could reasonably convict them of a crime.

Charging documents described Sparkman as someone who’d been living in Battlefield at the time of the assault on Dec. 31, 2023, but had few ties to the area. He was arrested on March 29, 2024.

According to the probable cause statement used to charge Sparkman, he “claimed he had no memory of the event ever happening. He stated he had been drinking heavily during the day which amounted to what he described was a ‘handle’ of alcohol.”

A handle of liquor is a 1.75 liter bottle of liquor; it has 39 1.5-ounce shots in it.

The victim told police the assault lasted about two hours. She also told police she told Sparkman “no” several times and that Sparkman at one point choked her.

The probable cause statement says the investigating officer contacted the Stillwater, Oklahoma, police department about a “past rape charge” against Sparkman and obtained information that case involved a 10-year-old victim.

Sparkman is from Oklahoma and has no ties to Battlefield, according to court documents.

Sparkman remains in the Greene County Jail awaiting transport to a Missouri Department of Corrections prison.

https://sgfcitizen.org/government/crime/man-sentenced-to-20-years-for-sneaking-into-battlefield-teens-room-and-raping-her/

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The probable cause statement says the investigating officer contacted the Stillwater, Oklahoma, police department about a “past rape charge” against Sparkman and obtained information that case involved a 10-year-old victim.

Fuck it. Burn it all down. I think dolphins are next in line. Let's hope they do better than we did.

EDIT - Goddammit I forgot dolphins are extremely rapey too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I know this is not the point, of the post, but what the hell do they mean by calling the raped teen a Battlefield teen? Was she a pro gamer?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think that's the town where it happened.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ohh I see, thanks

Battlefield is named for its proximity to the 1861 Battle of Wilson's Creek, one of the first large battles of the American Civil War.

It would not have occurred to me that you'd call a town that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

It's the city not the game.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Oh gawd I hope this is real....thats

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You know what? I'm convinced. If the mother of a rapist pedo doesn't want to forgive student loans, she's probably right about government policy. In fact, she should run for office. /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Run for office? Are you out of your goddamned mind?! We can't have a woman president! /s

[–] [email protected] 236 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (17 children)

Perpetuating the myth that student loan forgiveness means “your taxes are paying off student loans,” when it really means “government is telling banks to fuck off with their excessive interest rates on student loans.”

Tax money isn’t going to the banks* or the students. The students have usually paid off the loans, and are now struggling with the interest debt. The gov’t telling the bank to give up on that debt isn’t hurting anyone, but the bank doesn’t get as much profit as they could have - and since the banks own the senators & media outlets, we get the myth that student loan forgiveness means “taxes paying off student loans.”

*note - I think some deals do include the gov’t giving the banks some money to “cover their (imaginary) losses.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Then fix the interest rates. Set them to 0% and do a mandatory income based repayment with a subsidy reduction from the graduating institution to incentivize them to help place graduates in better positions. If you hit the institutions with non-placement claw-back fees they will help.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Hot take: banks shouldn't get rich just from handling other people's money.

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

can we yeet all these individualistic, self-righteous fucks into a volcano already?

I'm so tired of having to convince these unempathetic, short-sighted dregs that caring about your fellow human is actually a good thing, and, y'know, kinda the whole basis to having a functioning civilization

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I hear they're selling 9mm volcanoes like hot cakes. Got yourself some if you're sanguine about it.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Our ancestors worked 16 hours a day 6 days a week. Maybe we should go back to that just to be fair. My grandparents didn't have the polio vaccine better stop that too.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-29/leisure-time-from-middle-ages-to-today-witold-rybczynski/103500020

"In the Middle Ages, people actually had more leisure time and more holidays than we do," cultural historian Witold Rybczynski tells ABC RN's Life Matters.

"Leisure was more important in terms of everyday life than the work. The work was harder and broken up much more … compared to today."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes yes yes..... You give these fat cat bastards an inch and they'll take a mile. Efficiency is not for me. It's for the money man. Also, what type of efficiency are we talking about here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately, the last panel isn't happening in real life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they meant the 1800s?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Except, no?

Medieval peasants had SOOO many holidays.

It was a cheap way to keep them from violently revolting. Even then, it didn't always work.

Speaking of violent revolt against an oppressive system, where are we at?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Medieval peasants had SOOO many holidays.

Holidays meant "you don't have to work for the lord who owns your land", but since they were subsistence farmers in the middle ages, that meant they still had to tend the animals and do the work on their own plots. They were absolutely still working during their "holidays".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It is not the work but the pay...and the lord is always in the way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Why does everyone think "ancestors" means medieval? The people I never met in the 1800s are ancestors too. So "Um ahkchually" right back at ya

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Speaking of violent revolt against an oppressive system, where are we at?

I'm doing my part...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You shouldn't kiss and tell

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Common misconception, wrong though. During Industrialisation was the all time peak but today is still much higher than hundreds or thousands of years ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So the people of the 1800s aren't my ancestors?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're a very small minority.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Way more of my ancestors lived before 1800 than after.

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