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Each separate post is a whole RPG world to itself. Consider each thread like a one-shot RPG. Post a premise, some (preferably quick) rules and supply a prompt and then play! Experiment with weird, quirky, non-traditional RPG designs, do freeform and crazy non-sequitur improv. But above all else: HAVE FUN!

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SAVE THE COSMOS, GET THE GIRL, BE A ROBOT WITH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX DISCOVER STRANGE NEW LIFE AND MEET OR EAT IT. WELCOME TO: GALACTIC FLEET!

Okay, since the John is Possessed game didn't end up gaining traction, let's do a game of Laser's and Feelings. It's a one-page space rpg by John Harper. We'll keep it fast and loose, and base this one the tone of Galaxy Quest/Star Trek/The Orville etc.

  • Choose a Style for Your Character: Alien, Android, Dangerous, Heroic, Hot Shot, Intrepid or Savy.

  • Choose a Role for Your Character: Doctor, Envoy, Explorer, Engineer, Pilot, Scientist, or Soldier.

  • Choose Your Number, from 2 to 5: A high number means you're better at LASERS (Technology; Science; Cold rationality; calm, precise action). A low number means you're better at FEELINGS (Intuition; Diplomacy; Seduction; wild, passionate action).

  • Give Your Character a Cool Space Name Like Dirk Fark-hopper or Something:

  • In Your Inventory: You have consortium uniform (with built-in vac-suit for space walks) a SUPER-SWEET-space-phone-communicator-thing (with built in translator), a variable-beam phase pistol (set to stun, of course...usually).

  • Pick a character Goal: Become Captain, Meet New Aliens, Shoot Bad Guys, Find New Worlds, Solve Weird Space Mysteries, Prove Yourself, or Keep Being Awesome.

  • You have a ship: The Technicolor Nebulae, it's Well-Armed, with a Cloaking Device, only it has Horrible Circuit-Breakers.

STORY:

ALIEN BRAIN WORMS WANT TO EMPOWER THEIR GIANT DEATH RAY WHICH WILL DESTROY AN ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM!!!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I rolled for everything and got:

Heroic Soldier named Cory Hammer (Number = 4) who wants to Meet New Aliens (presumably to kill, save, or bang; surely his favorite version of the 3 things game).

When Cory heard that a special team was being put together aboard the new stealth warship Technicolor Nebulae, he knew it was time to bring down the Hammer on those death ray loving brain worm freaks and requested transfer to serve with the legendary Captain Darcy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 46 minutes ago

Looks good. I hadn't named the Captain yet. I'll roll with that. I was thinking maybe someone might volunteer themselves for the job, but then again I'd hate for anyone to feel bossed around by another player lol. So Cpt. Darcy it is. I'll make him a raving lunatic with a tenuous grasp on reality (kidding...or am I?).