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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

If you're waking up in the middle of the night you're not smoking enough before bed yo

Kidding

Unless

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

After learning about how much bacteria grows in a used cup of bed side water, I cannot bring myself to drink anything that sits there for more than a few hours.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I actually prefer the taste of water that has been sitting out overnight. It just feels refreshing. Maybe I'm just weird.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The reason is that some of the co2 from the air dissolves in the water when standing for long enough (but not too long so it doesn't get stale) resulting in a different taste.

[-] [email protected] -4 points 2 years ago

I'm confused which is it:

  1. The bottle is full of pee
  2. The bottle is full of vodka
  3. You think you will pee the bed as a result of drinking the bottle.
  4. That's your normal face
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Bro don't pee in bottles the bathroom is NOT THAT FAR AWAY

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

5. Water sitting out overnight tastes "stale" and you know exactly what I'm talking about. I blame it on dust particles landing in it as you sleep.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably more has to do with off-gassing and reaching ambient temperature, I would uneducatedly guess.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's why I use a sealed thermos

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Bottles are your friend. Also, I'd be to scared to knock over an open container anyways

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's a water bottle lmao

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
  1. All of the above.
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