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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn’t Jason Statham still make movies?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fuckin' movies with plots! In my day, people used to just wander around on the screen for 80 minutes. You damn kids and yer newfangled hooties.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

More accurate under the inverse scope reading.

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