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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Your detransition is very valid nyah

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

subbed a long time ago on a cable deal. play a few movies to death on rotation. no thanks. i could rent what i wanted to see for less

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

How long until it goes back to just being HBO?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

it will be HBO MAX +, or hbo max pro+ next.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

“HBO Go Max Now +” as it’s final shriek into the void before finally just returning to “HBO” 🤣

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I don’t think anybody referred to it as Max anyway. Such a generic lame name.

Example of products that could be named Max:

  • power tools
  • protein supplements
  • engine oil
  • gas chambers
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I was wondering why the HBO Dwight Schrute meme was making the rounds again. I swear this is the corporate equivalent of changing your pronouns every month.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I didn't know they renamed it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm all for letting people self-identify, but cmon and make up your mind already

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'll never remember this new one

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What bad PR did they do to cause a need for another stupid name change? Lol Max didn't have that HBO in it so people stopped thinking it was premium? I coulda fucking told you that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I hate that their SEOs are good enough to get away with plain old max as a search term. It makes me irrationally angry when big corpos make these stupid decisions and get away with it, but only regret it when it immediately hurts their bottom line.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No way it's good SEO, it's 100% the search engines hard coding responses into their systems or something like that

The instantaneous speed and level of raw aggression some search terms have scream of meddling

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Not meddling. Paid promotion. Google sells advantage. Has for years and years.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What a ride

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

somehow

I mean, it's pretty straightforward...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

HBO go max or go home now.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair, the name "X" was already taken and Max Diddy doesn't roll off the tongue.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is bullshit.

I demand HBO Maxine.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Somehow HBO Max returned

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

HBO Maxxi would be so much better.

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