Flared bottom would have made it 450%

"So you slipped in the bathroom... and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?"

That's the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.

They gon' introduce a dragon scent next?

😏

No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.

I love the guy, he's a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.

But, I've heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with... certain matter on it.

Hey, I'm not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.

Is this AI generated? It's reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.

A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.

So they also double as dildos?

That ain't no lemon shape that I've ever seen.

That's really cool though! Especially the bamboo one

Going from shampoo to ram poo.

The bamboo one must be very popular…