Since then, he’s grown a pair of arms and is now trying to conquer the world
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Hopefully a pair of ingrown arms.
Good. Hope he catches at least one instance of every shit disease floating in there.
I wonder if he started with the conspiracy theories after swimming in this stream for the first time