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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Pocket knife and a zippo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

A joint and a laptop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

A beer and a tablet stylus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Garden knife and iron skillet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.

And both these items make good impromptu weapons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Neat! Ty :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Guilt and regret

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

My computer and my cat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.

😅

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

An e-book and a sofa

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I legit want to use that for home defense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Do you not?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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