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Lol beat me to it

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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Obviously you’re not a golfer.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nice marmot.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Weed vape and this bad boy

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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Tears and toilet paper.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

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A knife. And another knife.

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A laptop and an anal plug.

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Action keyboard and action mouse.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

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Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

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A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

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2 gray kitties

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Bass and bong

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Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

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a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

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A cat and a bike

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Dual-weilding plushies

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A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

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Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

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My cat and my cell phone

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Guilt and regret

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A cat and a cup of tea

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

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A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

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A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

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