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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

sleep just take a nap an do things when you wake up an listen to music

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

My father once said don't stick your dick in crazy.

It's one of the more true and less offensive things he told me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"never challenge worse"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

(...) just take your meds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"I'm sorry but I have to respond to an emergency. Please see reception about rescheduling your appointment."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

you don't need a therapist to teach you how to be selfish and sociopathic. western culture does that just fine on its own.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

think about all of the shit that makes life suck. think about the things that make you miserable. now imagine ✨pouring your love✨ on those things like a great big waterfall.

...what do you mean that didn't help? you aren't cured now?? welp, that's all we have time for. see you again in two weeks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"I think you should come here twice a week to work that out"

I'm not sure how that helps you though.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Schizophrenia isn't real and you are the way you are because of social anxiety.

NO! THE PHYSIOLOGICAL EVIDENCE MATTER! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SCANS OF THE NEOCORTEX! THESE ~~100~~ 77 CASES THAT WE CHERRY-PICKED FOR THEIR RESULTS ARE ALL THE EVIDENCE I NEED TO MAKE MY CASE!

YOU'RE WORSE THEN THE TENURE COMMITEE!

I HOPE ALL YOUR PETS DIE AND YOU KILL YOURSELF!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

If you can't stop thinking about the worst possible outcome, try imagining the opposite. A nice and comfortable situation that makes you happy. To take up space in your thoughts and orient you towards more pleasant emotions

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