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[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago

Friendship: POSSIBLE

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know this because of phineas and ferb

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Justice League Unlimited, animated series from the mid aughts, for me. The Question played by Jeffrey Combs was amazing!

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 6 days ago

Shoelace foreskins.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

Nobody expects the Kommentblitzkrieg

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Korrekt ist Nadel. Wenn sie aus Metall ist, kann man auch Pinke dazu sagen.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

@ObviouslyNotBanana Aglets, BTW, are precisely the right size to go into a seat belt buckle, jam, and not come out again. That cost me a couple of hundred dollars and it turns out I'm not the only one...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Perfectly mildly interesting fact

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Damn, I was joking and now I'm at -1. Should've added the /s I guess.

More seriously, aren't those called aglets? Always forget the name when I want to remember it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Aglets & I got to know this from Phineas & Ferb

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

food. given how much i chew on them

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Lace nipples

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (9 children)

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

An awl? Am I missing something?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

That's a Wilson.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (4 children)

They're called aglets. If you didn't already know that, I'm going to assume you have a life and aren't a gigantic nerd, and hope you still invite me to parties despite occasionally spouting useless information.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

Source: I am cheap

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Aglets. Now you know.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Looks like Sandstorm by Darude

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Okay I'll bite,
The rude who?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Aka if you don't watch phineas and ferb, you're not my friend

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

They're clearly words. Letters if you want to be more specific.

That's a pretty cool unrelated picture of aglets, though. Totally random lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

It don fuckin matter what its called, it better have teeth marks on it brother.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don't know aglets but do know the word for the holes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ooiiieee not my eyelet holes.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Aglet gang, rise up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I've spent hours looking for them so I could finally craft the Lightning boots.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I don't remember, but I know for a fact that cats are their natural predators

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

That's easy: they are the Tube nipples of the tube titties

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago
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