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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Care to explain HOW there are so many murders in your retirement village?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Amphetamines in the water supply.

Next question.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Only if you need them to outrun RFK Jr, or live in that one particular place with all the homicides ... these two things may be related.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Jokes on him. The MMR booster I just got yesterday makes me run a lot faster than the only Kennedy everyone really hates.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

THE GREATER GOOD!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They draw blind straws every week on who has to be the murderer.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Every time someone passes on naturally, they stage it as a murder

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Wanna come over for ancient guy autumn? It features similar sweaters, coffee or tea with perhaps a splash of something entertaining and watching the squirrels bury things as the leaves rustle

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh I'm so in!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Tinkering and DIY for days

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And books about WW2

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Did a new season of bake off drop? Been too busy gardening to notice.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Man, I use to read so many murder mysteries as a kid. I haven't in ages. I should do that again? Since I've taken up gardening, maybe some murder mysteries that involve that. Give I read one's that involved, uh...cats, dogs, bakeries, diners, old ladies in villages, different cats, and probably more, there has to be a series of gardening murder mysteries.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can't think of any specific books/series since it's not really my thing, but there's a specific genre called 'cozy mysteries' that's along those lines

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

i'm drinking whiskey in my slippers grumbling about lemmy posts and playing video games. fuck hot girl summer lol

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