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No free gas...
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If he dies early in the morning they’ll be bankrupt by 10am
Worth it
So you're saying someone can Kill Trump & get free gas!?
Whatever works
They would just be out of gas instead of being bankrupt. As it's big tanks under the ground and not an infinite supply.
Just to be pedantic.
He have to die in his sleep, otherwise no fee gas for you
Without his illegal market manipulation, they might break even.
Bro I'm rolling up at 12:00:01. Cause you know the moment he gets his cream of methies breakfast hell start.
"last 24 hours".
You know what, I'm sure "last 12 hours" would work too.
Hey man don't close the loopholes.
We need to stop subsidizing gas and oil.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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