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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

"I had a bad toothache"... "I just laughed"

Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn't look more stupid.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

So many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And also they're not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

How would someone file with a court off the record?

Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to ask to file it with a red ink signature at 45°

So do you mean at an angle, degrees longitude, latitude, Fahrenheit, Celsius, Kelvin....?

~taking notes~

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes

Edit: you forgot "of freedom" the most important of degrees

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That’s why the Moorish SovCits wear fezzes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Where is P. Barnes when you really need him?

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