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[–] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Melatonin is what makes people sleep

You're thinking of melinoma

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
    You’re thinking of melancholy

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Melania is what turns people orange. You're thinking of mitochondria

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