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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Communion wafers about have corn syrup added to them.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

An American pope? In this economy?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Suddenly I wonder if he was elected specifically as a counter to the Orange Idiot.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Or they were worried Vance would kill again, but not if the pope is American

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently this new pope is highly critical of Trump and Vance, so there's a chance.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Pretty much. To be fair, Francis was grooming him for a while. The guy put in the work over a lifetime of ... religiousness I guess? IDK what they actually do, but the people who know say he was always a favorite for the job.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's ok, he's just gonna organize a Vatican baseball team, switch the mass to English worldwide, and refuse to eat local food anywhere he goes without telling people it's fine but what he really wants is a Chicago style hot dog before explaining exactly what that is

this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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