I live in germany, so I cant on sundays, 'cauze everything is closed.

Can't afford to do that whenever I want 🥲

Except the police

Cake is great for breakfast

This reminds me of how the guy who first proposed quantum superposition drank and smoked himself to death because he figured nothing mattered

Thanks for reminding me I can buy a cake by myself in college for my birthday

Don't limit your self, try subbing out your normal lunch for a "cakewich".

I see you haven't purchased "The Wife" package.

Your arteries will do you. Eventually. But till then: go for it!

I don't even like cake that much, except Princess Cake.

If you haven't tried it, you should... It's really nice.

get in my car

gross

A wild Snorlax blocks the path...

Just had a similar experience with my birthday. Reminded me that I can just buy stuff for myself, so the excitement we had as kids isn't there lol.